There was this little gradeschool boy, primary school aged, 8 or 9 years old. He.lived with his mom, she was happily divorced and they had a nice little apartment and a good life.
One day the little boy asked his mom, “Mom, how old are you?” The mom chuckled and said “Son, you should never ask a lady how old she is.”
“Oh,” said the little boy. “well, how much do you weigh?”
The mom laughed a little more and said, “that’s another thing you should never ask, how much a lady weighs.”
But the little boy wanted to know, so when his mom wasn’t around, he sneaked in her purse and looked at her drivers license.
Later that day, he says, “Mom, guess what? I found out how old you are, how much you weigh and I also found out why daddy left.”
That last part took the Mommy by surprise and she stammered a little, “What? Why do you think daddy left?”
And the little boy replied, “Because you got an ‘F’ in sex!”
Have a happy Tuesday. Today is my wife’s birthday, don’t ask how.old she is or how much she weighs. But she got an A+