There were these two little boys, one was 5 years old and one was 7. They were upstairs in their room one morning, and the 7 year old was explaining to the 5 year old how they were getting pretty old, and pretty big, and it was time for them to start using a few cuss words. Of course, the 5 year old agreed.
About that time, their mother called them downstairs. They ran downstairs and their mother asked “What do you boys want for breakfast?”
The 7 year old replied, “Aw Hell Mom, just gimme some pancakes.”
“What!” the mother exclaimed, “We’ll have none of that around here!” and gave the boy a little smack on the cheek. “Now you go back to your room!!” Both boys started crying, and the 7 year old ran off to his room.
The mother turned to the 5 year old and asked, “And what do you want for breakfast, young man?”
The blubbering 5 year old replied, “I dunno, but you can bet your ass it won’t be pancakes!”