I Feel Funny

But I can’t think of anything funny, so I’m just going to tell one of my old jokes that you’ve probably heard before about a million times:

There were these two little boys, one was 5 years old and one was 7. They were upstairs in their room one morning, and the 7 year old was explaining to the 5 year old how they were getting pretty old, and pretty big, and it was time for them to start using a few cuss words. Of course, the 5 year old agreed.

About that time, their mother called them downstairs. They ran downstairs and their mother asked “What do you boys want for breakfast?”

The 7 year old replied, Aw Hell Mom, just gimme some pancakes.”

“What!” the mother exclaimed, “We’ll have none of that around here!” and gave the boy a little smack on the cheek. “Now you go back to your room!!” Both boys started crying, and the 7 year old ran off to his room.

The mother turned to the 5 year old and asked, “And what do you want for breakfast, young man?”

The blubbering 5 year old replied, “I dunno, but you can bet your ass it won’t be pancakes!”

0 thoughts on “I Feel Funny

  1. LOL… no way did I do that 'trim work' on the quilt by hand! Hells bells, that would have taken months to do by hand. It's machined on there. HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MATE…. and a very good NEW YEAR.

  2. ROTFLH! Mark, you are a Hoot! Thanks for starting my day off giggling. :o)We were telling sill childhood jokes the otherday and some really funny ones came upSee the answers at the bottom, now no peeking!1.What do you call a man hanging on the wall?2.What do you call two men hanging on a wall( give you a hint, by a window)?Funny book titles"A Yellow Stream" by Ipee Freely"Under the Grandstands" by Seamore Butts"Race to the Outhouse" by Willy Makit and Sally WontI know these are goofy, but it was the mood we were in*wink, Giggle*answers:1. Art2. Kurt and Rod

  3. Pretty cute!! I remember the first time I said Hell. I was 6. Mom told me I had to dry the dishes before I went out to play for the evening. With my hand on the door knob, I said "oh Hell" and my mom turned around and said "What did you just say?!?!?! and me being the quick witted little 6 year old I said "I said Hello!"…lol pretty good huh! …debbie MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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