I have been a bad blogger. I went on vacation to see my Mom and only posted once. I haven’t been reading your blogs and commenting on your amazing posts since then.
I have to change my ways, get a grip, walk the straight and narrow, get my ducks in a row. Wait, I have my ducks in a row, in our bathroom…
I have to pull myself together, turn over a new leaf, pull myself up by the bootstraps (that doesn’t even make sense), put on my big girl panties, walk the walk, talk the talk, get my shit together.
I have to get with the program, take charge of the situation, git ‘er done, climb out of the gutter, pop tall, assume command, wake up and smell the roses and get back to it.
I’ll be swinging by your blogs soon, plaguing you all with my witty, smartass comments and annoying the hell out of you all once again!
But not today, today I have to mow the yard… and do my Honey-Do list…
Have a great weekend!