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I’m not applying, I’m not qualified, but I don’t think anyone here has these qualifications.
I am conducting an experiment, I have one type of deodorant under one arm and a different type under the other.
A few weeks ago, The OI Girl and I invited our next door neighbors over for a cookout on my new grill. I was all ready with a couple of pounds of steak, and a couple of pounds of shrimp, all Ke-babed up, ready for the grill.
They decided they couldn’t make it, and just hung out inside their apartment, the door of which is less than 12 inches from our front door. They said maybe they can make it after the new year.
I don’t think so.
OI Girl thinks they’re having some internal problems, like maybe I asked him, and he didn’t tell her, so she got pissy and decided to be difficult and not come. Who knows, who cares? NottEye!
So, I put a lot of kebabs back in the fridge, and we’re having them Friday. And we had a great shrimp kebab dinner.
Also we have a lot of leftover turkey from Xmas dinner at a friends. They got stood up too. They were expecting 20, then 8 then only the OI Girl and I showed up.
Had a good Xmas, the OI Girl and I went camping at the beach across the street. Slept pretty good too.
Then we got up and came home and opened presents.
Then went and had dinner at a friends.
Today is Boxing Day. I think that’s where you throw away the boxes from all the presents you got.
This ‘no seat belt’ thing keeps sounding worse and worse. First I heard $75, then $250, now someone posted $500 in my comments. That’d piss me off.
Well, This blogs days may be numbered. I’m wondering if I can blog from prison.
Had a great weekend, went to the beach, went diving.
I was on my way home from diving when I got busted.
I asked the officer if I could just pay (wink wink), but she said no, I have to go to court.
I’m wondering if I may be spending some time in the slammer, the joint, the big house, the house of pain. Hope I don’t end up being Bubba Horsecocks girlfriend.
I got busted big time, I didn’t even bother to deny it. Maybe the judge’ll go easy on my because I’m a first time offender.
I got a ticket for no seat belt.
Today is the shortest day and the longest night. I haven’t checked with precision, but the actual solstice accually occurs at about 1AM local time tonight (tomorrow) so tomorrow may be the shortest day. But I recognize the 21st as the solstice.
This morning on the dawg walk I saw the Crux and Centaurus. There’s not a cloud in the sky and it’s quite nice.
I’m super busy at work these past several days, always when I want to take it easy.
I hate yesterdays post and am thinking of deleting it.
Nah, I AM deleting it.
A baby with a cell flip phone on his weenie. Cell Phone Danger.
There’s not much to post about. Sneaking around with Xmas gifts.
I bought some wrapping paper, but the OI Girl found it, so I bought more. I don’t want her to see it dwindle.
We have a deal of 5 gifts each, trying to find away around that… I think that the Dawg’ll buy her a few too.
Here’s a video I really like:
I had a good weekend, for the most part. Saturday the OI Girl worked, and I went to the beach, I know this, but it’s like I can’t remember Saturday-day, I only remember Sunday, when we went to the beach. Saturday night was the Work Christmas party, and that was nice, with lots of food and fun. And I remember it OK too, even though I just got done sayin’ I can’t remember Saturday.
Last night I had a weird dream. I was fooling around with this girl who was wearing a clear Pyrex skirt. I was between her knees trying to get my you-know-what inside her you-know-what, but couldn’t, for the same reason you can’t touch the bottom of an ice tea glass with your finger. At the same time I was thinking, “How am I going to account for this time if the OI Girl asks where I was? She’s going to know”. But I really wanted to have sex with this girl. I couldn’t get her skirt off or break it. It was like a clear glass bell around her waist down to almost her knees. She ended up getting mad at me and I ended up going home. The OI Girl didn’t suspect anything and I was glad I didn’t have to lie and I was glad I didn’t fool around.
Last night we had our neighbors over for a shish-kebab cookout, we had chicken, beef and shrimp kebabs, more than we could eat. It was a success I think
And Also, My Washington Redskins won, Dallas lost and Miami won, breaking their loosing streak. I’m not particularly a Miami fan, but I like the sea and Dolphins live in the sea so I’m glad they won.
Good all around weekend.
It’s Friday, I don’t really have plans for the weekend. Hopefully the weather will be nice enough to go to the beach and dive.
Yesterday I went to the beach with the hammock and it was windy and cold. The OI Girl had to work late, she’s off today.