This morning, I was driving a non descript SUV agross a vast, flat desert. Blue sky, white sand, and scrub brush, whizzing by. All of a sudden, I started going down a steep hill. Vertical, straight down. The accelerometer on my watch started beep-beep-beeping. Danger Will Robinson!
Odd, the cat didn’t seem too worried.
To hell with it, i thought to myself, I don’t need no stinkin’ brakes, I’m riding this rocket all the way! Yee Haa!
nudge nudge nudge.. “Babe!”.
Crap, my watch doesn’t even have an accelerometer…
And that’s the last thing I remember before getting up, shaving, power walking the dawg, shower, coffee and sitting here.
MAN! We Was FLYING!
Have a great day!