This Morning when the alarm went off, I was dreaming I was looking for boobs. The wife complained about the neighbors suntanning topless and I was simply attempting to validate her claim.

‘Course, I didn’t see any. Also, it was neighbors that you can’t even see their yard from ours, but I believe they were there. Sorry I didn’t see them. If the alarm had gone off 30 seconds later….

In other news, three days till my Mom and sister arrive and I take off work. My wife has several things to do, which is good, because I usually am light in that department.

I got my wife a ukelele for her birthday, that’s what she wanted, she picked one out, told me the store, and I went and got it. So, I gave it to her early. Now, I’m thinking I need to get her something else, to give her on her actual birthday… What do you think?

And now I have to get ready to go to work.

Havva great day!