I heard a big old chicken ruckus and ran outside to see what was going on, just in time to see a chicken fly up into a tree to escape a rooster. It inspired me to write a romantic love po-eem
She jumped up there, pretty high
Chicken chicken, in your tree,
there’s a rooster under Ye!
Rooster rooster, you’re in luck!
When she comes down, you’ll get to f * * k!
You may now shower me with compliments about my deep romantical nature and my wonderful poetic ability!