Bruised Boob

Yesterday, my left boob started hurting. My first thought was “Great, it’s cancer”. My second thought was “I kinda remember whacking it, but don’t remember how I whacked it”.

I didn’t think any more about it till last night in the shower. My left boob started hurting. My first thought was “Great, it’s cancer”. My second thought was “I kinda remember whacking it, but don’t remember how I whacked it”. Then I got out of the shower and saw the bruise. I thought “Dang! what was I doing when I whacked my boob?”

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I showed it to the wife. I said “I kinda remember whacking it, but don’t remember how I whacked it”. She asked if it was kayaking.. “Oh yeah, kayaking.” (Thinking “she thinks I’m going senile”) I remember whacking it at some point, either loading or unloading the kayak from the car, or climbing aboard after snorkeling, but nothing significant, I didn’t really give it much thought. I mean, I didn’t think I hurt myself, nothing unusual happened while kayaking. I DO remember whacking my boob and thinking “OW!”, but it was no big deal.

Seems like I always injure myself right before some vacation time. Two days and a wake up!

5 thoughts on “Bruised Boob

  1. YOUCH!!! I often find bruises and have no idea how I got them. Old age *sigh*
    I hope it’s not too sore now? And do you have any clothes on? I freakin hope so!

  2. That is totally NOT the blog post title I expected when I came over here to visit!!!!!! But sorry about your boob (or moob as they call it on the radio here – man boob). Hope it’s feeling better! Incidentally, I forget how I bruise myself ALL the time. And then the one time I’m *expecting* a giant bruise, it’s always fine the next day!

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