This week, I am in training for work, all week. Yesterday, day #1, was interesting.
Ditto seems much better today. He came begging fora treat when I was taking my blood pressure medicine/vitamins this morning. I gave him a cod liver oil pill.
It rained this morning for about 5 minutes, but now it seems clear. I’d rather go to the beach today than work. This is a perfect Caribbean morning.
I feel kind of scatterbrained this morning. I find it interesting how I feel different day to day. I had a dream last night that my boss and I were wrapping teacups in paper.
That’s all for today, take care!
What do you get when you take the insides out of a hot dog?
A Hollow weenie!
How come the skeleton was afraid to cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
I would think that Mondays and Friday sick days would be lower than the rest of the week. Employees don’t want to arouse suspicion!
Have a good weekend
Now that the worldwide toilet paper boycott is in full swing, I have prepared a training video to help you through these hard times. “How to wipe your butt using only one square of toilet paper”.
As you can imagine, I fear I may receive threats from the TP manufacturers over this, therefore this will be my last communication on this subject.
Good luck! Stay strong!