What do you get when you take the insides out of a hot dog?
A Hollow weenie!
How come the skeleton was afraid to cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
Now that the worldwide toilet paper boycott is in full swing, I have prepared a training video to help you through these hard times. “How to wipe your butt using only one square of toilet paper”.
As you can imagine, I fear I may receive threats from the TP manufacturers over this, therefore this will be my last communication on this subject.
Good luck! Stay strong!